could jesse james BE any more douche-tastic???
i. think. not.
say wha?? secret baby?? so let me get this straight....jesse james, who looks like a biker hobo...gets lucky enought to snag sandra. who is GORGEOUS beyond words..and so classy. and southern, so clearly she's the best.
then...they decide to adopt a baby.
then, he decided he needs to get his rocks off WITH A TATTOOED UP SKANK, while she's filming the role of her career.
then, they get said baby...and want to keep the baby a secret until after the oscars.
except 10 days later...the world finds out about said SKANK. yeah, she needs all caps. cuz SHE'S. A. SKANK.
and now....the lovelt sandy has filed for divorce from the king of the d-bags...and has herself a PRECIOUS little boy to show for it. sounds like a rockstar trade to me...especially since she's got the means to be a single mom, and she's clealry got a great support system with friends to be positive male role models for little louis.
also, doesn't his face scream "for realz yo...don't mess with my mama. i WILL cut a bitch."
louis = better than jesse. in infancy.