Wednesday, April 28, 2010

in the words of chandler bing...

could jesse james BE any more douche-tastic???

i. think. not.
say wha?? secret baby?? so let me get this straight....jesse james, who looks like a biker hobo...gets lucky enought to snag sandra. who is GORGEOUS beyond words..and so classy. and southern, so clearly she's the best.

then...they decide to adopt a baby.

then, he decided he needs to get his rocks off WITH A TATTOOED UP SKANK, while she's filming the role of her career.

then, they get said baby...and want to keep the baby a secret until after the oscars.

except 10 days later...the world finds out about said SKANK. yeah, she needs all caps. cuz SHE'S. A. SKANK.

and now....the lovelt sandy has filed for divorce from the king of the d-bags...and has herself a PRECIOUS little boy to show for it. sounds like a rockstar trade to me...especially since she's got the means to be a single mom, and she's clealry got a great support system with friends to be positive male role models for little louis.

also, doesn't his face scream "for realz yo...don't mess with my mama. i WILL cut a bitch."

louis = better than jesse. in infancy.

12 comments:

Sweet Southern Prep said...

I love that now she has this little guy in her life. So amazing for her life, and so amazing for his too. Aw! Just presh!

brooke said...

"doesn't his face scream "for realz yo...don't mess with my mama. i WILL cut a bitch."" - BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

oh my gosh lady it totally does!!!!

perfectly paisley said...

SO CUTE! I was looking all over for pictures! LOVE this post! :o) You are too funny!

Salt said...

OMG. They adopted a baby!? Am I out of the loop or what? Love her. She's going to be such an excellent mom to that little cutie.

Jennifer said...

Ok, I'm just now reading this after already doing a post about this exact thing but DAMN girl you have a way with words!! I couldn't(didn't) of said it better!!

bananas. said...

yea he's cute. she's pretty much done what i always say i will do...adopt an adorable black baby.

so cute!!!

Seersucker Scrapper said...

Talk about a bombshell! I can't believe she had a baby this whole time.

And yes she is a SKANK and then some!

Married Filing Joint said...

You nailed little louis' expression, love it!

Pippy said...

This is the.best.post.ever!

Cracked me up.

Mrs. Dew said...

OMG i was SHOCKED when I saw that too! But good for her, I'm glad she's happy b/c she SO deserves it!

Claire Kiefer said...

goodness gracious I hadn't seen a picture of the baby yet! he's adorable, and Jesse D-bag James doesn't deserve to be a part of his (or her!) life anyway--ugh!

miss lucille said...

you are hilarious. you are. also, i agree with you. jesse james should burn in douche hell. which there is one. i know this. a few of my ex-boyfriends relocated there.