Monday, July 19, 2010

seriously...i'm with my grandma. put on some pants.

dear girl who was wearing nude colored leggings at cracker barrel today,

i know it's summer, and you're looking for something casual and cute. but i gotta say...nude leggings and a top is NOT the answer. for several reasons.

1. it's hot as balls in GA right now. for realz. so leggings aren't really keeping you cool.
2. leggings need to be worn with shirts that ACTUALLY COVER YOUR BUTT. not ones that barely come to your waist.
3. NUDE LEGGINGS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE PANTS ON AT ALL. which hello, you don't!!! but at least black leggings could pass as quasi-pants. but nooooo, you decide to rock nude ones. TO CRACKER BARREL.

they sell pants at goodwill. check it out.

love,
always rocking something on her bottom half.

i mean honest to goodness, i'm at CB with my mom, sis and my 94 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER. luckily, she can't see well anymore....otherwise, grandma, who used to be a fashion buyer in her day, would have died on the spot.

7 comments:

Tarryn said...

Nude leggings are just wrong.

Claire Kiefer said...

What's the point in nude leggings, seriously? Not to mention, I can't imagine that they're remotely flattering. UGH. Never in a million years . . .

brooke said...

some of the things that folks try to pull off as attire has me baffled!!! like nude leggings?!?! seriously i can only imagine how hideous!!! wow...so wrong...

Salt said...

Wow. For some reason I didn't know that nude leggings existed until now. Either that or I have just been trying to deny their existence.

Wearing stuff like that in public should be an arrestable offense. It IS practically indecent exposure.

Summer {Bisfor...} said...

hi
you would have a field day here in NYC.
trust me.

bananas. said...

uh maybe we should blame the asshats that designed such mockery. i mean NUDE leggings? what's the point?!

ps. next time take a picture and blast that shit all over the net. hahaha!

too far? ok nevermind. lol.

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