the hubs might have to sleep alone tuesday night

monday, the hubs and i are just hanging out at home, watching a little marathon of "true life" on MTV...and suddenly, my whole world gets SO much better. because what do i see a commercial for?? no, not the new season of jersey shore...although, seeing snooki talk about fried pickles makes this southern girl's heart SO happy...on no, it was ever better than GTL.

IT WAS TEEN MOM, SEASON TWO.

omg i am so so so excited. nothing says great tv like a quad of teenage ladies, trying to raise their babies (or not, if you're catelynn), and fighting with everyone, ever.

(does anyone even REMEMBER the chick between catelynn and farrah? i don't....)

let me give you a rundown of the awesome, JUST from the 2 commercials we saw.

~catelynn gives the ring from her baby daddy BACK. ooooh drama....even though he was way weird, and couldn't get past the whole adoption thing....this girl has her act together though, i LOOOVE her.

~farrah's mom GETS ARRESTED. for punching her in the face!!! i'd read about it months ago, on tmz or some such biznass....but to see her call the cops?? love it. her mama is bat-shit nuts....even though farrah kinda sucks too, always doing to parties and leaving sofia at home. although...i feel bad for her, cuz according to the internets, her baby-daddy wanted to be with her, but crazy mama wouldn't let it happen....then HE DIED. before the baby was born. such a bummer.

~poor maci is dealing with the drama that is ryan, the king of the douches. first, he brings some girl to her house when he's dropping off bentley. then, he's OUTRAGED she wants child support, and claims he's gonna sue for custody. seriously champ?? you can barely hold a job AT A TIRE SHOP. and you didn't want to buy your son cake mix for his first birthday. plus, you suck. big time. i wanna become a judge just to lock him up for being a dickwad.

~and then....the hot messiest of them all....the king and queen of the trailer park chapter of chubs-r-us....amber and gary. need i remind you gary bought a $500 gaming system...but spent about $30 on her engagement ring, FROM WALMART....oh yeah, and he asked about a return policy. klassy dude.

and last season....she hit him. like, full-on whooped on him...and then told dr. drew she wasn't sorry for doing it. but then changed her story when she realized she was being a loser.

"gary, look me in my face....look me in my face....i'm sorrry i hit you."

and she KEEPS claiming she thinks she's pregnant again, because it "feels like it did with leah". that's probably gas you crazy bitch...or your insides being cooked, because you currently have the skintone of an oompa loompa.

please tell me i'm not the only one gearing up for the epic reality tv awesomeness that is this show.