Thursday, May 6, 2010

letters to tarjay

my beloved target,

we have a real good thing going, you and me. you give me things i want...and i help you stay profitable. it's a win win for us! so...i felt like i needed to provide you a little love letter for the things i'm really thankful for.

dear target,
thank you for showing a commercial on tv for this album. cuz i was MUCH CLUELESS about what to get my mama for mother's day. but now...i'm not. so i 'preciate you helping a sister out.

love,
a formally clueless eldest daughter.

dear MY target,

please have this dress in a large tomorrow night. cuz i love it. and i want it. and the "limited availabilty" on your website search for my store does not make me feel confident. see, if i buy it at the store...i'll buy just this. if i have to order it online...i'll order more. which will make it WAY worse to explain to the hubs...$50 is more than $18. no matter how you slice it.

love,
your favorite jersey dress whore.

p.s.
cardigans like this don't help me save money. the swirls are too fab, and the colors are to die for for summer. so for reals...quit tempting me. you're like a cake fairy..and i'm the fat kid.

9 comments:

Kristin said...

Ohhhhhhh, how I hope MY Target has that little orange frock. Adorable!

miss lucille said...

oh i love that dress. love it. i hope they have it for you!!! and isn't target like, the best? seriously.

KatherineBee said...

Thank you so much for sharing your find - this is the perfect present for my momma (and me)...

bananas. said...

count me in as a fat kid cause i love me some target. i do some major damage there and you know what? never an ounce of guilt is included in that equation. so thanks target.

ps. that dress is adorable! i hope you get it.

MrsSouthernBelle said...

Dear Target, Please make cute bathing suits for girls with hips... not for girls that look like 12 year olds. Thanks

Busy Bee Lauren said...

target steals my monies!

Classy Fab Sarah said...

Need that dress.

Sweet Southern Prep said...

I am so glad you posted this, I'm going to get this for my Mama today. Seriously, a PERFECT gift!

brooke said...

i'll meet you at the dress rack because i NEEED that dress! i am seriously going to have to stop coming to your place if you're gonna continue to post things i cannot live without! the shoes the owl and now the dress...dang it!

seriously though i love it! going today!