my beloved target,
we have a real good thing going, you and me. you give me things i want...and i help you stay profitable. it's a win win for us! so...i felt like i needed to provide you a little love letter for the things i'm really thankful for.
thank you for showing a commercial on tv for this album. cuz i was MUCH CLUELESS about what to get my mama for mother's day. but now...i'm not. so i 'preciate you helping a sister out.
a formally clueless eldest daughter.
dear MY target,
please have this dress in a large tomorrow night. cuz i love it. and i want it. and the "limited availabilty" on your website search for my store does not make me feel confident. see, if i buy it at the store...i'll buy just this. if i have to order it online...i'll order more. which will make it WAY worse to explain to the hubs...$50 is more than $18. no matter how you slice it.
your favorite jersey dress whore.
cardigans like this don't help me save money. the swirls are too fab, and the colors are to die for for summer. so for reals...quit tempting me. you're like a cake fairy..and i'm the fat kid.