dear mallowcreme pumpkins,
you are my most favoritest fall treat.
seriously, you blow those sour apple/caramel lollipops out of the water...and that whole "pumpkin spice latte" biznass? not a chance it will take away my love for you.
your label says "made with honey", and even has a little beehive....but i don't know if that's honey i love. it's just sweet, orangey goodness.
i love how you turn my tongue pink, NOT orange. it's nice of you.
also, i like that you come in GIGANTIC bags...no little servings for this girl. also, you're sturdy....i can throw a few of you in the little pocket in my purse, for snacks throughout the day. and ignore everyone who's judging us right now....they don't understand our love.
i'm real glad i waited until this weekend to reignite the flame of our love....mostly because if i had indulged when i first saw you gleaming on the store shelves a few weeks ago...i'd already be on bag 2. or 3.
so, let's keep this romance going shall we? at least until thanksgiving...
p.s. don't let candy corn talk smack, you are SO. MUCH. BETTER. than those bitches. and really ignore the "harvest" corn, they suck.
p.p.s. i only cheat on you with circus peanuts when i HAVE to. like springtime.
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