she makes "truffles" out of cake frosting...and every show ends with cocktail time, and a tablescape that will literally set your retinas on fire. or make you question your sanity. or usually both.
well, today was her annual halloween episode...and let me tell you, aunt sandy did NOT disappoint.
first off...she's at the renaissance fair. which, to be clear, is NOT about halloween....but just dressing up all the time. as a knight or a wench or something crazy. she starts as maid marion, of robin hood fame....sure, i can get on board with that. you're in the woods sandra, no big....
but then, came the engine of the crazy train, bound for sandra town...
OMG WHAT IS ON HER HEAD?!
does it not look like her hair is trying to consume her skull?? or escape its evil clutches and run away??
true story...she claims this costume is "queen of the fairies". sure sandy....if that's what the voices tell you.
also, LOVE the toilet paper in the background...apparently those sherwood forest parties get CRAAAAZY late night....who needs actual decorations when you can just TP a tree?
if you're wondering what delicious, or psychotic creation she's working on...it's cheesecake slices. drizzled with white chocolate. and then COVERED IN EDIBLE GLITTER OR PEARLS OR SILVER BALLS. cuz that's how the fairies roll you know.
oh yeah, and instead of being on a stick....the cheesecakes had a stick with a giant white feather attached. literally, this woman has issues.
and in case you want a "queen of the fairies" cocktail for a little sandra channeling of your own...here ya go.
- 2 shots half-and-half
- 2 shots vanilla vodka
- 2 shots white chocolate liqueur
- 1/2 shot hazelnut liqueur