Wednesday, July 20, 2011

i bet al gore is pissed they stole his idea

i think we can all agree that hollywood is slowly but surely running out of ideas. like...there is a final destination FIVE coming out. how in the world are there FIVE movies about death coming to kill teens who escape death?? i don't get it.

but sometimes...sometimes i get giddily excited when i see news of a movie being made....

BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S FREAKING CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!

i am literally dying a little at the thought of of a live-action CP movie. cuz everyone knows the way to teach people about not littering is not with al gore being boring...but with a bunch of teens with magic rings who summon a superhero...WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED!

i most definitely always wanted to be Gi, the asian girl...she seemed like the smartest. yes...i was the kid who did not want to be the blonde girl who got attention from the red-headed boy...i wanted to be THE SMART ONE.

it's no wonder i didn't get kissed til i was 19.

also, did you know levar burton was the black kid?? i totally wikipedia-ed that ish yesterday.

i feel bad for whoever has to be ma-ti, the kid from south america. because first off...his power totally sucked. no controlling the ocean or the wind or the earth...he had "heart". so sometimes he could talk to animals or some nonsense. BOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG. at least he had a monkey, that was pretty cool.

and yes...i apologize for getting the captain planet theme song stuck in your head...cuz i KNOW it's there. cuz he's our hero...he'll take pollution down to zero.

3 comments:

Hannah @ The New Black said...

How weird is it that I've never even heard of this show? I feel totally out of the loop!

AmandaDF said...

I love Captain Planet! I cannot wait to see it on the big screen!

MrsSouthernBelle said...

Earth fire wind water heart!