the gorgeous ashley over at little miss momma had a great idea this week....a list of things YOU need to know before we can be bloggy bff's.
so here goes mine...and if these are dealbreakers, i get it.
i LOATHE bell peppers. i think they're naaaaasty, and anything they're in tastes like them...and that's nasty too.
eels totally scare me, and no, it's NOT because of the little mermaid.
only when i realllllly like you, will i start wearing shorter shoes when we hang out so i don't tower over you.
i'm loud. REAL LOUD. and i have a major potty mouth...don't tell my grandma.
i love my dogs...but their bad manners make me nervous about raising human babies one day.
i need things in even numbers. like the volume on the tv. and the amount of starburst i eat.
i can't whistle. never learned how.
but i CAN say my alphabet backwards...and it's my secret dream to, for some non-illegal reason, have a police officer ask me to do it...cuz i would BLOW. HIS. MIND.
i CANNOT deal with people who can't use correct grammar....it automatically labels you as ignorant in my book. i kinda feel the same way with spelling...cuz spellcheck is not that hard.
my only exception is ya'll.....because it looks prettier than y'all.
i am a notorious duck-facer. i can't help it. it just happens...mostly when i'm drunk. or can't make my smile look normal.
this is a distinctly hayley version of the DF...and i do this a lot.
if you wanna play along, link up at LMM's blog!!