Wednesday, December 8, 2010

an open letter to the bucks

dear starbucks,

i know we've had our rough patches. there for awhile....i kinda hated your coffee and it's slightly burnt taste.

but we've grown. we've matured. and lately...we've had a real good run. you're the home of lots of meet-ups with my peeps, and you've got caffeine AND treats..so that's awesome.

but today....today, we took a major step back. so you might wanna have a chat with the scowly kid working.

cuz you see this? this is christmas blend. it literally looks like these bags are taking over your store....full-on invasion style. if they grew legs like gremlins, we'd be in big trouble.

so, when i ordered a grande christmas blend...I DID NOT THINK SCOWLY KID WAS GOING TO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO BREW MY ONE SOLITARY CUP.

seriously....this stuff isn't made already?? you don't have a line item in the manual about keeping coffee brewed AT YOUR COFFEE SHOP?!

cuz i swear scowly kid was acting like he had to roast the beans with his laser eyes or some crazy ish. and don't get me started on the 8th grade science experiment he used to actually make my cup of coffee.

so next time....HAVE THAT ISH AT THE READY.

mkay??

love,
your favorite redheaded caffeine addict.

p.s. 2 splendas means TWO. MOTHER EFFING. SPLENDAS.

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