as my first post of 2012...this could be about my new year's resolutions.
but it's not, because i don't make them.
it could be about my lovely christmas, since i haven't been around much since then.
but it's not...because one of my gifts turned on me.
my mom knows how cold i get, and how i love to be cozy....so she lovingly got me a pair of fuzzy socks that come all the way up to my knees. they are grey and squishy and cozy and i love them.
but yesterday....our relationship too a rocky turn.
because socks, plus this
don't think i didn't contemplate trying to get a non-scandelous picture just so you could see how HORRID it looks...but then i figured no one really needed to see my humps on the internet. especially not in that condition.
it's like the universe said "welcome to the new year hales...you're still REALLY FREAKING CLUMSY".
at least i can still blog with a battered bum.