Tuesday, November 13, 2012

i mean, i'd totally vote for doritos.

one week ago, the masses of america busted their asses to the voting booth and made pot and dudes getting hitched and buying booze on sundays all legal (in various places...although, all together that would be one HELL of a party). plus you know...picked a president and all.

but more importantly, my home-away-from-home for 4 years, the classic city of Athens, Georgia proved why it is and will forever be one of my favorite places on the planet.

see this dude? apparently, HE IS FULL OF THE CRAZY.

as in...doesn't really think a little thing called "science" should be believed. cuz you know...it's mostly wrong a lot of the time.

OR IT ISN'T AND YOU'RE A WACKADOODLE PAUL BROUN.

anyways, this crazy cat was running unopposed for his spot in our state house. and not only did FOUR THOUSAND people write in Charles Darwin instead of voting for him (bravo all of you, i appreciate that kind of commitment)....but apparently...a lot of folks wrote in candidates that are even more awesome than the father of evolution.

for example:

one Kenneth Ellen Parcell, of 30 Rock fame.

Albus Dumbledore, of Harry Potter fame.

Optimus Prime, of Transformers fame

even a bag of rocks, of....my back yard fame?
you can check out the entire list of write-in candidates for yourself here...it's basically my new favorite thing.

cuz i'm pretty sure Doritos believe in science.

and cool ranch.

which are both good in my book.

but i have heard that Jimmy Jack, my neighbor's cat has some pretty serious ideas on balancing the budget.


1 comment:

Erin @ Sassin' Southern Style said...

What really shocked me is that 4,000 people wrote in Charles Darwin out of a total 15,000 votes. Hell, the Libertarian Party wants 5% in any presidential election, but in ol' Clarke County, a dead man gets 27%.